Sitting next to a bunch of college guys analyzing the difference between the Power Rangers and Kim Possible ringtones.
This is the most Target-y @target run yet. Including lots of back to school families, lots of impulse buys, and now the walk of shame back to the front of the store because yes it turns out we do need a buggy.
Here is this Wednesday's proverb!— K.T. Ivanrest (@KTIvanrest) August 14, 2018
"A fool and his money are . . ."[#ProtagProverbs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/ProtagProverbs) pic.twitter.com/KGsKbzK9W8
Celeste: steps between you and said fool, one hand on her knife and the other on her pistol
Celeste: “None of your cussing business.”
You know I’ve been calling for this for a while 😉 Just waiting for [@GVLTriumph](https://twitter.com/GVLTriumph) to get on board.— Brittany Hildreth ([@britthildreth](https://twitter.com/britthildreth)) August 16, 2018
Ten years ago I asked out @britthildreth.
It’s only a matter of time until employers realize the Myers-Briggs types are meaningless and then only a matter of a little more time until they’re replaced by Harry Potter houses— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 15, 2018
Thankfully, we’ve already got a mostly diverse hall with 3 Gryffs, 2 Puffs, 2 Claws, and 1 Slytherin.
Hey @espn, you know who my favorite teams are. As beautifully executed as this goal was, could you maybe not rub it in?
It's like I wrote that song for this moment. https://t.co/GJcL6SjU68— Strong Bad (@StrongBadActual) August 15, 2018
Considering making Gumroad a Benefit Corporation (a la Kickstarter, Patagonia, This American Life) and redirecting a portion of our profits to empowering marginalized creators as well as funding other creator-serving projects we find cool...— Sahil Lavingia (@shl) August 15, 2018
you: a slide projector and a bed sheet— Sad Cebu (@sadcebu) August 12, 2018
me, an intellectual: a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event
Makes you feel like you could probably do a better job at home with a nice OLED TV— Brannon McAllister ([@brannonmc](https://twitter.com/brannonmc)) August 11, 2018
I’ll just leave this here: xkcd.com/1760/
The other day, my friend said that he wished American pro sports would demote and promote teams like they do in the Premier League in England. I keep thinking about that idea.— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) August 11, 2018
This is a pro/rel thread I can get behind.
False alarm Greenville soccer people. https://t.co/5trKhohjFN— Ben Goshorn (@TheSoccerGoose) August 11, 2018
Or would you prefer Moon Horse?